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westerne- !r /_#Mike Alvarado:: attem/!pts to ^save h:\*is family from th
^e thro[, es of pover- \t?,^y by investing their s +avi\%ngs int-.o speculative cryptocurre/;(ncies. )[`H^`-#o * w#eve].r, 
@as h+is invest @(ment st _rategy decays i_:nto a full/`]-blown gam]@bling addi(+ction, he#\ se_nds %h%is life i%n[]t )o :?^a nightmarish anxiety-induc#ing d% o$-wnw
ard ;%,spiral, com/pr
omising hi,s rel; ,=ation$ships@ w^ ?ith his girlfrie.nd, his de=velopm!],entally d`(i@sabl[] ed b]ro,th er, and his recove;ring addict co`usin. *.#A *twitchy, **hyper-contemp\o_rary comed,+y* with equ;:
al\)[ doses of laughs and panic at\ (%ta` c$:ks.